In an effort to be an organizing kind of girl, and with school just around the corner, I felt the need to clean up the garage and reorganize a bit so my "learning-to-drive daughter" could park a little more easily in our garage and not take out my Suburban or pink golf cart in the process.
(You are doing great baby, keep up the good work).
Anyway, Hannah and I set out to sweep, move, re-organize, and beautify the garage. I had been out there for 15 minutes, just re-arranging when I heard this...
"Momma! Is that a black and white brush or tail under the freezer?"
What??? No, it's just the freezer! She insisted so, this is the best part...
...I got down on my hands and knees in front of the freezer
to confirm it was just "freezer stuff" when...
...it moved!
Oh my goodness! Jump back!
It's a skunk and he's under the freezer, in my garage!
I ran in to call Mr. Incredible. I wanted to cry! I use to love Little House on the Prairie, and now I'm living it, the house goes up for sale pronto! But, I didn't! I calmly said
"Dear, we have a bit of a problem. The skunk we saw last night in my garden (you know the one that got away before you could shoot it?-please don't judge me for that we live in the Wild Kingdom where Fox, Coyotes, rattlesnakes, and apparently skunks roam.).
I don't believe I said it that calmly.
His reply? Well, just get out your gun
(yes I have my own, it belonged to my Pappaw-it's a 22 I think. I used it to kill a coyote that had killed one of our puppies right in front of me a few years ago-I had a Little House on the Prairie moment then too. My man was at the deer lease, oiy!) Today he was at work. What is up with that?
I said, "Get out my gun? I might ricochet and kill myself!"
I wanted prince charming to race home to my rescue, but he's having an important business meeting with some man that thinks he's more important than the skunk. Can you believe that?
Anyway, Mr. Incredible redeemed himself by calling in the skunk cavalry. They rode in on a beautiful white ford pick up truck. Their response, "Wow! That's a big one. It's going to smell."
What's a girl to say? Kill him! Blow him to pieces! Get him out of my garage. I have children to take care of and my garage already smells like Skunk #5 (instead of Channel #5--ha!).
I'm sorry if you love skunks. I like them too, just not in my garage. He was not welcome in this place and he had to go. I tried to smoke him out with the smell of Ammonia, but he liked it. And let me reassure you, if he looked like this and wasn't such a big stinker, he could have stayed:
I'm off to take a bath in tomato juice, if I can't get this stink off. Funny, I just wanted to beautify my garage. Now, I'm going to have to deodorize it all: the house, the cars, the garage, myself. Ode to joy!
I still have my sense of humor. I'm giggling to myself because I was just telling the Lord that while my posts this week have been very spiritual, and all about Him, I like to provide a little humor every now and then.
He just smiled and then provided some new material just for you!
You're welcome! Off to the garage I go. Our house is the one with the green fumes and the crazy lady with all matter of cleaning products!
Smiling with a lot less stink (I hope),
Kristi
26 comments:
Oh my goodness, what a nightmare! I am not laughing at you but with you....that is hilarious!
Pepe le peu! :) Thanks for sharing the joy!
Wow, Kristi, you have such a good attitude about this. :) I think I'd probably be crying instead of giggling.
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heeheehaahaahooohooo... OH KRISTI!!!
Did the perfumed bath help? heheaoao Oh girL!!!! I'm laughing WITH you not at you okay? Thank the Lord that SKUNK "fragrance" fades with time huh?
You really had me laughing with the "blow him to pieces." heheaoaoaoo Ohmigosh... you sounded frantic there! LOL
I'd tell you to put a clothespin on your nose, but when ya breathe through your mouth, you'll probably taste it. LOL
Chanel #5 will probably just make you smell like a PRETTY SKUNK.
Hope it fades SOON!!!!!!
Lea
I am laughing. Not at you, but you told this story so well, that I could actually picture it. Glad you could keep your sense of humor during all of this.
Kristi, This is hysterical if you aren't the one dealing with it..
When we lived in northern CA. a neighbor and friend woke up in the middle of the night to find a skunk under their bed-she saw it when when went to the bathroom and spotted its eyes. So I am thankful yours was just in the garage. Can you imagine luring one out from under your bed with cat food. Blessings to you as you try to purge the odor. Noreen
You have made me laugh, that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing and I hope you get the smell out soon!
Blessings!
Oh dear!! What a story! I don't know what I would do if I saw a skunk in my garage. I saw one at night out in the compost heap and that was close enough for me. eek!!
Oh my! You are such a good sport about this. I would have been freaking out and standing on something scared that it would get me.
I think God laughs at us often, thanks for bringing a smile to my face. For giving joy-a blessing to ad to the list today.
thanks for your encouragment on my blog
Wow that is an eventful day. I'm glad your hubby sent someone to come get it.
Hope your place is smelling like roses soon!
PS. You have such a beautiful family (yourself included) :)
Oh no! I hope that the tomato juice will help. What a story.
You know I like a good laugh my friend. A spider story of mine is coming to mind right now lol. What is it with us and these kind of things happening lol.
*sniff* *sniff* hmmmm....maybe a little more tomato juice lol.
oxoxoxoxo
Kim
That is absolutely hilarious. Tomato juice...I have to remember that. Brooke threw up the other day and even after 3 baths, her hair still smealled terrible. We couldn't remember what to bathe her in to make it go away. Now I know. I love those little house on the prairie moments. You did a great job describing the whole situation. I would have done the exact same thing.
Oh you gotta love what God provides! Fabulous story! I'm snickering as I type! No judgement passed here either! Sometimes yous gotsta do what yu gotsta do!
I just saw on "Baby Bangs" that you were going to the Siesta Fiesta. My mom just asked me about that. She lives in San Antonio and love anything Beth Moore. I am sure it is too late this time, but man, if I lived where my mom was I could meet you in person. How great would that be! Maybe another time.
Oh no! Good luck with the fumes! Enjoy your tomato bath!
Now this is true living! Not just existing from day to day! The things memories are made of. I guess you'll get to have that V8 ha!
Oh, my! Not sure what I would've done but I definitely would have wanted that skunk OUT!
Hope your weekend isn't "stinky"!
YIKES!!
That is not something I would have handled well either :)
How sweet of your hubby to call for backup
Blessings
Kim
I am so impressed at how calm you are. All I know is I would have a stinky attitude with skunk smell so close to the house. Wow!
No need to apologize for that one!
God's grace is all over you!!
lol... Thank you for sharing this hilarious incident! I hope the smell goes away quickly!
Oh yuck!!!... but, sorry, I have to chuckle.... lol
That sounds like a character-building experience to me! I don't like skunks anywhere!
By the way, thanks so much for stopping by my blog! It sounds like you love blog carnivals just as much as I do, so I just wanted to let you know that I’m starting one of my own on Monday, August 18th, – with prize attached! Thought you might want to check it out. Hope to see you again soon!
Oh My goodness! I am cracking up! Thanks I needed that after the day that I had yesterday.
Blessings to you and your stinky gargage. :)
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