Wearing Pink on Columbus Day

In 1492 columbus
sailed the ocean blue
We have a school free day
how about you?

I'm spending the morning with
a nurse named Ratchet
and an enormous machine with lots of gadgets

she's checking my "girls" to see what's in there
and I'm trying my best not to pull out her hair!

I know that she is just doing her job
but why does she grin when she tightens that knob?

(If there ever was a day for Starbucks today is the day)