Whoa! I'm not sure what's going on with Blogger, but several posts were deleted and your sweet comments too. I couldn't get in to my blog until just a few minutes ago. Makes me wonder what happened.
Anyway, it is Friday the 13th for sure and after an extremely rough week, I'm in need of a little humor. My Uncle sent this to me and I thought it was pretty cute and I wanted to share it with you.
Do you know your HYMNS?
Dentist's Hymn...................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn...There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn......................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn..........Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn.................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn......................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn. . . . . I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn . . . .....He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn.......................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph.....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph.....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph.....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph.... ........ ....Precious Memories
I'm thankful that it is Friday. I feel like we have crossed the finish line of this week a bit bruised and battered, but we survived. I am thankful the Lord's mercies are new every morning and that He blesses us with forgiveness and weekends. I heart weekends!
Oh my goodness! Those were HILARIOUS. You must link up to my Friday Funnies which just got published because of blogger. *sigh*.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day my friend.
Kim
What a great list! Thanks so much for sharing!
ReplyDeletemy blog was goofed up all day too - but about an hour or so ago my deleted posts showed back up. Hope yours do too!
ReplyDeleteI am sorry about the Blogger issues. I hope you get your missing posts and comments back. Those hymns are so funny! Have a great week!
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